After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
– Al Gore 😛😛
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
– Socrates 😝😝
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
– Mike Tyson 😝😝
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs 📄with me.
– Bill Clinton 😉😉
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
– George W. Bush 👻
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
– Rudy Giuliani 💣
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
– Michael Jordan 😜😜
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
– Shaquille O’Neal 😘😘
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once..
– Kobe Bryant😡😡
You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
– David Hasselhoff😞😞
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
– Alec Baldwin 😥😥
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
– Barack Obama😳😳
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
😜😁😂
👌😃😂👍
🍁An Excellent Line…
“Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer’s”.
– Al Gore 😛😛
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
– Socrates 😝😝
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
– Mike Tyson 😝😝
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs 📄with me.
– Bill Clinton 😉😉
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
– George W. Bush 👻
“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
– Rudy Giuliani 💣
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
– Michael Jordan 😜😜
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
– Shaquille O’Neal 😘😘
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once..
– Kobe Bryant😡😡
You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
– David Hasselhoff😞😞
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
– Alec Baldwin 😥😥
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
– Barack Obama😳😳
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
😜😁😂
👌😃😂👍
🍁An Excellent Line…
“Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer’s”.
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