One morning a husband wakes up his wife and asks her:
"Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?"
Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?"
Husband: "No. Yoga is good for health."
Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick."
Husband: "No no. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."...
Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"
Husband: "Nooo. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean...."
Wife: "Aha ! So I don't understand you, right?"
Husband: "Now look I didn't say that."
Wife: "So am I lying? "
Husband: "Arey yaar. Plz don't stretch it in the morning"
Wife: "Oh wow. So I am a quarrelsome lady."
Husband: "All right ! Its better that I also don't go for Yoga."
Wife: "See ? You never wanted to go. Just wanted to blame me."
Husband: "Ok baba.. You go off to sleep. I am going alone.. happy?."
Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy."
Husband : "Plz yaar. I am feeling giddy now "
Wife : "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself only. Never think of my health."
Grrrrrr...
Husband is still thinking where he went wrong.
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